Who taught you to drive?!

I've been doing a lot more driving around lately. This includes trips to and from the Strip. I really have to plan my commute because traffic can get annoying. First of all, local drivers here aren't the best. These idiots switch lanes without looking or signaling and generally behave like brainless monkeys behind the wheel driving over curbs and sidewalks. It's not possible that the DMV gave these morons a license!

To further add to this, we have the tourists aimlessly driving down Las Vegas Boulevard. Look, I understand that this may be your first time in the glitzy lights of downtown but when the light turns green, move your stupid car! I don't care if you block the intersection; you have to in order to get anywhere through the Strip. Quit being a wuss and drive! These timid drivers make it frustrating for others to drive around here. And don't give me dirty looks when I honk the horn at you; move your stupid car, you idiot. I'm late for work.

Finally, some of these taxi drivers are also morons. Most are pretty skilled at maneuvering through the maze of traffic and I learned by watching them. But don't get mad at me if you're trying to get in my lane without signaling. And every time you honk at me to hurry up when I obviously can't move an inch forward I'll purposely drive slower.

So for those that drive sanely, thanks. You other idiots shouldn't be allowed to sit in a motor vehicle. You know how many people get killed in traffic accidents here in Vegas? Learn to drive!